57 Funny beauty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁‍♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to achieve peak mediocrity takes some serious dedication! 🙄💁‍♂️ Who knew blending in could be so demanding? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's quite the holiday conundrum! 🎁💁‍♀️✨ Who knew wrapping skills and comedic charm were intertwined in such a mysterious way! Looks like I'll have to practice my gift wrapping to improve my beauty and humor game. 🤔😄 #StriveForBoth

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old realization that you are your own superhero! 🦸‍♂️ Embrace the power within you to save the day, one self-rescue mission at a time. 💪 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got yourself? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

  Commentary:
  "Why question the wonders of hot showers when they turn you into a magnificent ruby gem? 💎💦 Clearly, it’s nature’s way of giving you that radiant glow without the need for expensive facials! Keep shining bright, you beautiful gem! ✨🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about balance – the crazier you are, the hotter you should be! 🔥💃 Embrace your inner eccentricity with style and sass, because being a little bit crazy never hurt anyone… as long as you rock it with confidence! 😜💁‍♀️ #CrazyHot"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces 🤪 and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men 🧔. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! 😂💄🪒 #BeautyStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed! Because let's face it, nothing boosts your mental health like a fresh haircut 💇‍♂️💇‍♀️. Who needs therapy when you have a good hair day? 😄 #BadHairDaysAreNotCovered"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to rock a fierce smoky eye but ending up looking like you've been crying over onions 😂👁️ Maybe it's not a makeup trend, maybe it's just allergies at work! 🤷‍♀️ #BeautyStruggles"

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