57 Funny beauty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' 🤔 Well, just remember, being 2% cute is still better than being 100% boring 😉💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️‍♀️💨 #LegDayGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs friends when you have a plastic surgeon to lift your spirits and your face 🤣💉 Don't worry, be Botox-y! 😁 #SmileEnhancement"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old wisdom that beauty is truly in the eye of the beer holder 🍺👀! A perfect reminder that sometimes a cold pint can make anything or anyone look more appealing 😄. Cheers to seeing the world through beer-tinted glasses! 🍻✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a full-on beauty hibernation? 💤🚮 #SleepingBeautyGoneWrong"

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