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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.
Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.
You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.
I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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4 months ago
Share →: Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Commentary:
"Before coffee: a mysterious blend of grumpy, confused, and not-to-be-disturbed… After coffee: a powerhouse of charm, wit, and productivity! ☕️😄 Embrace the transformation – caffeine is the real magic potion!"
4 months ago
Share →: When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"
4 months ago
Share →: You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"
4 months ago
Share →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Commentary:
Feeling the heat… quite literally! 🔥🚿 Who knew adulthood came with the responsibility of being your own personal bathroom butler? 😂 Embrace the warmth and enjoy the spa-like experience, complete with your very own bathroom butler service! 🛁 #GrownUpStruggles #AdultingAtItsFinest
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Commentary:
"May your shower time be as short as a microwave minute 🚿☕️ Just enough to make you question all your life choices. With endless lukewarm wishes, not-so-warm regards 😉 #ShowerStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Commentary:
"Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"
5 months ago
Share →: Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷‍♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Commentary:
"Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don't appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the rogue send button striking again! 🙊💥 Who needs a pause button for those impulsive thoughts, right? 🤣 #ThinkBeforeYouClick"