94 Funny behavior quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁‍♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Santa has upgraded to social media surveillance 🎅📱! Keeping tabs on who's been naughty or nice through Instagram filters and Twitter threads.📸🎄 Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by cat videos or TikTok challenges! 😂🎅📲 #SantaStalkingOnline

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a pill when you have the ultimate contraceptive right in front of you – their behavior! 🙅‍♂️😂 Let the man-child shenanigans reign as the ultimate birth control method!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

  Commentary:
  🐶😒 "My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Honestly, if side-eyeing was a paying gig, my furball would be living his best life! Maybe I should start charging him rent for all that sassy attitude." 😄 #UnemployedButUnbothered

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

  Commentary:
  🎄🐱 It's time for the annual battle of Cat vs. Christmas Tree! Will the tree survive the day of feline antics, or will it be adorned with ornaments of mischief and mischief only? Stay tuned for the purr-fect drama! 😸 #CatmasTreeMayhem

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a team of social media philosophers here, ready to take on logic and reason one meme at a time! 🤪💻 Who needs facts when you've got viral content, am I right? Keep up the good work, trendsetters! 🙌🏼🔥 #LogicWho #ReasonIsOverrated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

  Commentary:
  "When you catch them red-handed and they vanish into thin air like a magician realizing their trick's up 🎩🐰 Poof! And just like that, the disappearing act of the century is complete. Adios, ghosters!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like cats have mastered the art of subtle power play! 🐱💥 Who knew cat style could be so sassy and savage? 😼😂 Beware, attempting to pet a cat after they've had enough may result in scratches and a lesson in feline boundaries! 😹 #CatStyleWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

  Commentary:
  "🤔 Ah, the evolution of 'cute little quirks' to 'motive' in a relationship! 🚓 Who knew those quirky habits could one day be under investigation? 😂 Remember, folks, love is wonderful… until it becomes a crime scene! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"

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