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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
242 Funny behavior quotes
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
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Sounds like toddlers have mastered time management and chaos creation all at once! 😅🍼💥
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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When "never" turns into their new favorite hobby! 😂🤦♂️✨
I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.
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Scrolling past drama like a pro 🧘♂️🖱️✨ No time for keyboard warriors here!
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
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Well, maybe if expiration dates were printed on foreheads, we'd all be a little nicer 😂🤝⏳
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.
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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕