Commentary:
Strutting down the street with a pizza is the new version of a red carpet moment 🍕🕺😎
242 Funny behavior quotes
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.
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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.
Commentary:
Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.
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Ah, babies: the only humans who could win a talent show with uncontrollable sobbing! 🏆😂👶
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
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🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.
Commentary:
When the officer asks for your license, but you’re too busy perfecting your Oscar-winning performance! 🎭🚔😂
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
Commentary:
Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.
Commentary:
Looks like I've been stuck in the ragebaiting Stone Age while everyone else is vagueposting into the future 🚀😅 #CatchUpGameStrong
Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.
Commentary:
Adding my own director's commentary with a side of laser precision 🎬🔦😂