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- Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe
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- Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
- Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.
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"Ah, the joys of being fabulously average yet financially challenged! 💁♂️💸 Everyday is a reminder that I am neither a supermodel nor a millionaire. Oh well, at least I've got my charm and sense of humor to compensate! 😄 #LivingTheDream" -
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"No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate"
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- Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.
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