31 Funny blame quotes

• Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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  8 hours ago

  advice, blame, blaming, comedy, everyone, everything, frustration, hate, humor, irony, person, pick, problem, problems, relationships, sarcasm, stop

• Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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  19 hours ago

  accountability, blame, blaming, everyone, everything, hate, humor, irony, person, pick, problems, responsibility, sarcasm, stop

• Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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  1 day ago

  August, blame, diet, fitness, holiday, humor, overweight, self-reflection

• I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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  2 days ago

  blame, culture, generation, humor, i, kids, know, lynyrd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, music, names, naming, parents, put, skynyrd, think, too

• Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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  2 days ago

  athlete, athletes, blame, credit, God, humor, irony, lose, sports, talent, win

• Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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  2 days ago

  astrology, blame, blaming, decision, full, humor, i, moon, night, tonight, unhinged, whatever

• Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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  2 days ago

  acting, ask, blame, circus, clown, entertainment, going, humor, keep, personal, personal responsibility, responsibility, self-reflection, why, yourself

• I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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  2 days ago

  accountability, actions, always, around, blame, else, humor, i, loneliness, responsibility, self-awareness, take

• Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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  3 days ago

  blame, communication, deflect, deflect blame, humor, incoherent, incoherent sentence, most, put, put simply, reader, sarcasm, sentence, simply

• Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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  3 days ago

  blame, blaming, everyone, everything, hate, humor, person, pick, problems, responsibility, sarcasm, stop

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