24 Funny blame quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

  Commentary:
  Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

  Commentary:
  Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦‍♂️🦒🎢

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! 😂🙈 #BlameGameChampion"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷‍♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

  Commentary:
  🎄🍔🍟 "Don't blame the holidays for that extra serving of pie – you were already rocking that 'summer bod' in August! Maybe your beach towel needed a little more loving than your salad bowl 🤷‍♂️🤣 #HolidayFeastFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

  Commentary:
  Well, if Lynyrd Skynyrd's influence is to blame for all those extra Ys in names, maybe they were just really big fans of alphabet soup! 🍲🤣 Say goodbye to simple names like Bob and Sally, and hello to Brynly and Skyylynn! Just blame it on Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock on! 🎸🤘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe God also has a strict 'no refunds' policy 🤔🏅🙏 #InGodsHands #WinningStreakButDontLoseFaith"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the full moon – nature's perfect excuse for all our questionable life choices! 🌕🤪 Just blame it on Luna, she won't mind one bit. After all, it's not you, it's the moonlight talking! 🌝😜"

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