31 Funny blame quotes

• Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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  10 hours ago

  blame, blaming, everyone, everything, hate, humor, person, pick, problem, problems, sarcasm, stop

• Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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  13 hours ago

  alcohol, before, blame, drinking, humor, idiot, started

• My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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  2 days ago

  attitude, behavior, blame, cat, coffee, coffee mug, dare, domestic, domestic life, edge, fault, feline, feline attitude, humor, i, just, kitchen, life, me, mischief, mug, over, pet, pet behavior, put, table

• When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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  2 days ago

  accident, always, attitude, back, blame, clumsiness, comedy, denial, fault, funny perspective, humor, humorous, humorous attitude, i, perspective, self, self blame, trip, tripping

• When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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  3 days ago

  blame, car, car joke, driving, fault, humor, i, joke, little, me, patience, people, rage, right, road, road humor, road rage, sarcastic, slow, traffic

• I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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  3 days ago

  academy, blame, comedy, culture, doing, entertainment, film, generation, good, humor, humor quote, i, idea, movy, much, nostalgia, police, police academy, pop, pop culture, stuff, stupid, thought, too

• Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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  3 days ago

  advice, blame, blaming, comedy, everyone, everything, frustration, hate, humor, irony, person, pick, problem, problems, relationships, sarcasm, stop

• Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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  4 days ago

  accountability, blame, blaming, everyone, everything, hate, humor, irony, person, pick, problems, responsibility, sarcasm, stop

• Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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  4 days ago

  August, blame, diet, fitness, holiday, humor, overweight, self-reflection

• I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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  4 days ago

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