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19 Funny blame quotes

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025