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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Just landed via Threads:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Just landed via X:

One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

Going viral on YouTube:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Making waves on Facebook:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Going bananas on Twitch:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Just landed via X:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Going bananas on Twitch:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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90 shares on Threads this month:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Just landed via Instagram:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Going viral on Reddit:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Spotted on TikTok:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Just shared via Twitch:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Breaking via Twitch:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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