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Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Trending via Telegram:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Seen just now on Instagram:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Making waves on WeChat:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Just landed via Slack:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Trending via Messenger:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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71 shares on Messenger this month:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

92 shares on Slack this month:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

16 shares on X this month:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Slack:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Trending via TikTok:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Spotted on X:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Seen just now on TikTok:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Seen just now on Discord:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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