Funny body part quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷‍♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈"

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