Funny quotes boring

12 Funny boring quotes

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

1 month ago

Sane is boring.

1 month ago

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

3 months ago

Drilling for oil is well boring.

3 months ago

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

3 months ago

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

3 months ago

The government even made aliens boring.

3 months ago

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

3 months ago

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

3 months ago

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

3 months ago

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

3 months ago

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

3 months ago