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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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Reported on Telegram:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Freshly posted on X:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Shared recently on X:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Making waves on Twitch:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Going viral on Discord:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Just shared via Telegram:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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Funny boring quotes are the perfect blend of yawns and laughs 😴😂, turning dull moments into unexpected comedy gold 🌟. Whether you’re stuck in a meeting or stuck in your own head, these quirky sayings add a splash of humor to everyday dullness 🎉. Ready to giggle through the blah? Let’s dive into the world where boring meets funny, and boredom gets a hilarious makeover! 🎭✨

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2 days ago
Share →: Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Commentary:
Who needs a notification ping when you can have the doorbell symphony and a flower delivery 💐🚪😂
3 days ago
Share →: My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Commentary:
Sounds like your shadow got a better offer from a disco ball! 💃🕺🌟
1 week ago
Share →: Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Commentary:
Looks like the sky hit *party mode*! 🌌🎉
2 weeks ago
Share →: Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Commentary:
Tracking my package is my new favorite reality TV show 📦📺😂
2 months ago
Share →: Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Commentary:
"When you pick up the 'snooze-inducer,' but the plot twists have other plans! 📚😂😴"
3 months ago
Share →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Commentary:
Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it's more fun when you're swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That's just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes
3 months ago
Share →: The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Commentary:
Well, well, looks like bland is the new bold in the world of 30-something men 🕶️😄 Who knew that monotony could be so scorching hot? 🔥Guess the key to sizzling charisma lies in being as exciting as watching paint dry 😂💼 #DullIsTheNewSexy
4 months ago
Share →: Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Commentary:
Me: This show is really boring. 📺 Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference. 💻 Looks like even virtual meetings can't escape the drama of being less than thrilling! 😂
4 months ago
Share →: Sane is boring.

Commentary:
"Who needs sanity when you have creativity and chaos as your BFFs? Sane is for Sundays, let's dance with madness all week long!"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Commentary:
"Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Seen just now on Discord:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Just landed via Discord:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Reported on Messenger:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Spotted on Threads:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Going viral on Twitch:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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