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12 Funny boring quotes

If you're doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you're probably even more boring without alcohol.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Drilling for oil is well boring.

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I'm not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I'll drop dead.

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The government even made aliens boring.

The government even made aliens boring.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I'm so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I'm so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025