15 Funny boring quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sane is boring.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Drilling for oil is well boring.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The government even made aliens boring.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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