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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Making waves on Reddit:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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