Commentary:
"Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule 📆 while eggs just need a quick timer ⏲️? Brown rice be like 'Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!' 🍚🤣 #KitchenConundrums"
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- November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.
- This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.
- These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.
- A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
- You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
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Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨"
Top Funny Calendar Quotes 🔥
- November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.
- This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.
- These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.
- A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
- You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
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