14 Funny calendar quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is not a fan of the month of love feeling shortchanged! 😆 Who needs a longer February when we can have more opportunities for chocolates and flowers, am I right? 🍫💐 But seriously, poor February getting picked on like this! 🗓️ #JusticeForFebruary

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  6 months ago

  Share →: These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a paper planner when you have Facebook reminding you of everyone's birthdays? 🎈🎉 Time to log in and pretend you remembered on your own! 😄📆 #ThanksFacebook"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule 📆 while eggs just need a quick timer ⏲️? Brown rice be like 'Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!' 🍚🤣 #KitchenConundrums"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨"

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