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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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Spotted on Facebook:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Live now on WeChat:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Just shared via YouTube:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Trending via Instagram:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Making waves on X:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Just landed via Telegram:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Funny casual attitude quotes

Funny casual attitude quotes bring the perfect blend of humor and chill vibes 😎✨ Whether you’re dodging stress or just want to laugh at life’s quirks 😂🙌, these witty lines keep things light and breezy. Ready to boost your mood and flex that laid-back swagger? Let’s dive into some playful wisdom that’s all about keeping it cool and cracking smiles 😜🔥!

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2 weeks ago
Share →: At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Commentary:
Therapist: "How are you today?"
Me: "Let's not sweat the small stuff. Or the big stuff. 😂🤷‍♂️🛋️"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Commentary:
Don't worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin' your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Trending via WeChat:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Reported on Snapchat:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Just shared via Messenger:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Just landed via Instagram:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Just shared via YouTube:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Seen just now on Discord:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Going viral on Facebook:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Just shared via TikTok:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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