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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Just landed via Discord:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Share →: I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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🤣 "I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do. Ah, the classic approach of 'button-mashing optimism' – Maybe one day we'll uncover the mystery behind those magical buttons! 🔮💡"

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Just shared via Discord:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Freshly posted on X:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Trending via Twitch:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Going viral on WeChat:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Breaking via Twitch:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Going viral on Messenger:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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