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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Trending via Twitch:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Spotted on Messenger:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Making waves on Reddit:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Spotted on WeChat:

Running from your problems is cardio.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Just landed via Instagram:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Trending via Discord:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Going viral on Twitch:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Just landed via WeChat:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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