121 Funny change quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimist finding the silver lining in shorter days! 🌧️ Let's hope for brighter skies and shorter rainy spells ahead! ☀️☔️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' 'change the subject' desperation move in a sinking job interview ship! 🙈 Looks like that conversation hit an iceberg and now you're just trying to stay afloat like Rose on the Titanic! 🚢 Keep your chin up, maybe next time lead with your impressive knowledge of cat memes instead! 😸 #InterviewGoneSouth

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive 'go with the flow' type who really just wants to control the river currents! 🌊🔄 Planning is key, spontaneity is the enemy! ⏰😅 #TypeAFlow"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how the seasons have changed! 🌸🌞🍂❄️ Now it's just drama, drama, drama, drama all year round. Who needs a calendar when you have such gripping episodes unfolding before your eyes? 🎭🌟 #DramaEveryDay

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

  Commentary:
  "Facial recognition technology is keeping up with us during those 'I woke up like this' moments 😂🤖 #SelfieStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

  Commentary:
  Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like you're looking for a health shortcut without all the hard work, eh? 🤔 Sorry to break it to you, but the old "take a magic pill and call me in the morning" routine isn't quite cutting it anymore! 🚫💊 How about we start with some baby steps? Maybe swap out that soda for some water, and perhaps take a walk around the block instead of Netflix-binging all weekend long? 🥤🚶

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

  Commentary:
  Ah, how the tables have turned! 🔄🙈 It seems the generation gap has shrunk to a mere Wi-Fi signal 📶, with parents now mastering the art of memes and emojis while their tech-savvy offspring raise an eyebrow at their online antics. Who knew our biggest concern would be explaining to our parents that not everything on the internet is true… 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging 🌧️👵 Embracing life's little reminders that you're not as young and invincible as you used to be! Time to invest in some knee braces and a weather app 🌧️💪 #RainyDayRealizations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to a good night's sleep was hiding in divorce papers all along? 😴💔 Sweet dreams, ex-couples! Maybe it's the newfound peace and quiet… or the lack of someone stealing the blankets. 🛌🤣 #SleepingLikeABaby"

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