Commentary:
"Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they're full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let's hope one of them doesn't end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨"
191 Funny change quotes
Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.
Commentary:
"From battling foes to sipping green tea lattes, oh how the times have changed! 🍵💪 Are we witnessing a peaceful revolution or just a matcha addiction in the making? 😄"
People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when red-eyed demons were a common photographic occurrence! 👀👹 Now it seems they've upgraded to a more subtle, human-friendly glow. 📸✨ Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected flashes of demonic red in your next group photo!
Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.
Commentary:
"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"
I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.
Commentary:
🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷
“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'You've changed!' remark. 🙄 Well, better to change and not like you than to stay the same and still not like you, right? 😂💁♂️"
You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of transitioning from party animal to clean freak! 🎶🧹 Looks like it's bye-bye hangovers, hello sparkling countertops! Who knew adulthood could be this rhythmic? 💃🕺 #CleaningJam #AdultingWin
Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶
I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.
Commentary:
"Who says breaking up can't be a win-win situation? 🙌 When life hands you lemons, sometimes divorce hands you the whole fruit basket! 🍋😂#ProblemSolved"