34 Funny close quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of appreciating nature from the comfort of your couch 🌞🤔 Who needs vitamin D when you have the glow of your laptop screen, am I right? 😂 #IndoorAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

  Commentary:
  🚪😱 "If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted… or you just have really faulty hinges! Either way, it's time to call the ghostbusters or a handyman, just to be safe! 👻🛠️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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