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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.
2 months ago
I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.
3 months ago
I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.
3 months ago
The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.
3 months ago