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"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics ππββοΈ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! π·β¨ #Priorities"
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- Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.
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When you realize making the right choices is actually a possibility π€―π‘ Who knew adulting could come with options?! π #DecisionsDecisions -
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πΆπͺ Ah, the age-old dilemma: mastering the accordion or showcasing your new talent at work? Remember, nothing charms coworkers more than the unexpected serenade of an accordion during meetings! Your call… but we're just saying, the office could use a little more *oom-pah-pah*! ππ΅ -
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"Ah, the great mysteries of aging – one day you're youthful and carefree, the next your body's like, 'Let's sprout some ear decor! π±π' Who needs earrings when you have ear hair, right? π #AgingGracefully" -
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"Lesson learned the hard way: a coffee stain on a white sweater is not a fashion statement, no matter how hard you try βοΈπ #DrivingDisasters" -
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"When faced with discomfort, simply channel your inner teenage self – the master of questionable decisions and rebellious choices! πββοΈ But remember, this time opt for the mature and responsible route instead! Your future self will thank you for avoiding the drama! ππ " -
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Oh, the legend of speedy marriages courtesy of the King himself, Elvis Presley! πΊ Who knew that tying the knot quickly would forever be associated with hip thrusts and sideburns? π Maybe Elvis just wanted to make sure lovebirds didn't leave the building without saying "I do"! ππΆ #MarriageGoals #ElvisTime -
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"Life is like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but watch out for those unexpected plot twists… like accidentally choosing the psychopath route! πΆββοΈπ€ͺ #WrongTurn" -
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"Ah, the art of decision-making at its finest! π€ But hey, who needs thinking anyway when you can just wing it, right? π€·ββοΈ Embrace the carefree spirit and let spontaneity be your new best friend! π #LivingLifeOnTheEdge" -
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Ah, the age-old dilemma of being old enough to have wisdom but young enough to completely ignore it! π€·ββοΈ Who needs logic and reason when you have a zest for life and a knack for making questionable decisions? π Just remember, you're not reckless, you're just creatively spontaneous! π #ForeverYoungAndSlightlyWiser
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- The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.
- When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.
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