Commentary:
"When counting sheep turns into dodging them like an action movie, you'll know it's decision time! 🐑💤💥😂"
149 Funny decision quotes
“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”
Commentary:
"Taking advice from my heart is like getting directions from a GPS with a crush on that bakery down the street! 🧭💖🥐"
There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.
Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”
Commentary:
"Unless mosquitoes have started paying rent, my campsite is staying strictly imaginary! 🏕️🤷♂️😂"
Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?
Commentary:
"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"
After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.
Commentary:
"Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"
The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.
Commentary:
"When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"
Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.
Commentary:
"Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"
I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.
Commentary:
"Five-year plan? I'm more of a 'five-minute snack break' kind of planner! 📝😂🍕"
One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.
Commentary:
"Sometimes I just want a dinner fairy to appear and say 'Tacos it is!' 🌮✨ #AdultingStruggles #SendHelp"