94 Funny decision quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal conundrum of youthful decisions immortalized in ink! 💸🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned: always think twice before getting that tattoo… or managing a sum of money! 😆 #InkRegrets

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the poor soul, staring at that endless 'na' sequence, contemplating existence like 🍌🤯 Did they run out of bananas for inspiration or simply lose their 'na'gination? The world may never know! 🤔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

  Commentary:
  🕶️💼 Feeling chic and mysterious? Rocking all black attire can make a bold statement! Just remember, it's all about maintaining that enigmatic aura 👀💬 "Whose funeral is it?" Oh, just keeping my options open… 😂 #FashionablyUndecided #AllBlackEverything

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of the never-ending dinner debate turning into a breakfast battle! 🍳🥓 It's like a culinary soap opera with a side of toast drama. 🍽️😄 Who knew choosing a restaurant could rival the intensity of a high-stakes negotiation? Just remember, in the game of food choices, there can only be one winner… or you could always just order pizza! 🍕🎉 #BreakfastDebateRealness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it just fabulous being a procrastinator? 🕰️💡 Those terrible ideas never stand a chance, they're too busy chilling on the back burner! 🤣 #ProcrastinationWin

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

  Commentary:
  Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

  Commentary:
  "Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁‍♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

  Commentary:
  "Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"

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