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"The idiot's diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. ๐ค๐ฐ๐ #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore"
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- Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.
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"Looks like someone's experiencing the 'lettuce rage' syndrome! ๐ฅ๐ Don't worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! ๐๐" -
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"Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life ๐ฉ๐คทโโ๏ธ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!" -
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"Is it fall yet? I really canโt suck my stomach in much longer. ๐ Time for pumpkin spice lattes to cover up the evidence, am I right?! โ๏ธ๐ #FallVibes" -
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"Watch out for those vegan zombies, they're definitely a-grain-storming their way through! ๐พ๐งโโ๏ธ Better stock up on your quinoa and chia seeds to stay safe!" -
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"Ah, the mysterious case of the poultrygeist! ๐ป๐ Can you imagine a ghostly chicken haunting the dinner table of a vegetarian? Better watch out for those clucking spirits! ๐๐ฑ" -
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"Ah, the fleeting joy of dieting – like a rollercoaster ride, but with kale instead of cotton candy. ๐ข๐ฅ Here's to a future filled with more food adventures and fewer regrets! ๐๐"
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