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5 months ago
Share →: Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Commentary:
"Who knew that dining out was just a fancy way of indirectly feeding the porcelain throne? 🤔🚽💸 Next time you treat yourself to a meal, remember, you're just investing in the plumbing system! 😂🍽️ #FoodForThought"
5 months ago
Share →: Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Commentary:
"Looks like those winter layers have melted away just in time for spring… to reveal some fresh spring rolls! 🌸🍣 Who needs abs when you can have delicious rolls instead? 😂 #SpringBodyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! 🥄💪 Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! 💃🍦
5 months ago
Share →: Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Commentary:
"Who needs New Year's resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Commentary:
"Trying not to read about carbs after 4pm? That's some serious dedication to the late-night snack game! 🍟🚫 Stay strong, resist the siren call of the midnight pantry raid! 🌙💪"
5 months ago
Share →: I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old weight loss mystery revealed: it's not the exercise, it's the inability to snack that does the trick! 🤔🍔💪 Who knew the real workout was resisting temptation. 😆 #FitnessHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Commentary:
"Who knew fast food could be so sneaky? 🍔🍟 It's like saying 'out of sight, out of mind, out of waistline'! 😂 #CaloriesDisappearFasterThanDriveThruOrders"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of wanting to devour everything in sight but also magically lose weight! 🍔🤷‍♀️ Who needs logic when you can just skip straight to the end result, right? 🤣 #DietDilemmas
5 months ago
Share →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Commentary:
"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"
5 months ago
Share →: “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"