Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly. Posted onMay 19, 2026
You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it. Posted onMar 29, 2026