20 Funny dinosaur quotes

Funny dinosaur quotes 🦖 bring a roaring good time to your day! Whether you’re a dino lover or just in need of a prehistoric chuckle 😂, these witty and clever sayings will have you hatching laughs in no time. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a Jurassic twist to your posts 🦕, get ready to unleash some timeless humor that’s truly dino-mite! 🎉🦴

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20 Funny dinosaur quotes - Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Commentary:
Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉

20 Funny dinosaur quotes - Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Commentary:
"Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"