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13 Funny dinosaur quotes

Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms, but really it's because they are dead.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn't like. I like that concept.

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I failed as a person; I'm a dinosaur now.

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025