18 Funny dinosaur quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the days when our greatest existential question was T-Rex or Triceratops 😂🦖🦕

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma: bouquet of roses or rawr-some roar? 🦖🌹"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! 🦖🔥😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

  Commentary:
  Just the thought of being a carefree dinosaur roaming around, oblivious to work, bills, and drama, until… *extinction enters the chat* 🦖💼💸🦕❌ #LifeFindsAWayToMessWithYou

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

  Commentary:
  Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simple life of a dinosaur – no bills to pay, no work stress… just enjoying that sweet extinction! 🦕💼💸 #DinoDreams"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

  Commentary:
  "Pet dinosaurs: the ultimate timeless trend! 🦕🕰️ Just be sure to find one with good table manners and a love for Jurassic snacks. Who needs a time machine when you can rock a dino buddy?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? 🦖😂 Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! 🍖 #Dinolicious"

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