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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Reported on WeChat:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Trending via Twitch:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Just landed via TikTok:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Going viral on Slack:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Just landed via Telegram:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Commentary:
"WhatsApp be like: 'Seen ✅, Lies ✅, also writes with other girls ✅ 😂📱'. Keeping track of all the drama, one notification at a time! #WhatsAppWoes"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Commentary:
"Maybe then the mannequins can rock some loungewear in style 😂👵👴 Who says fashion can't be comfortable and relatable, right? #AgeIsJustANumber"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of PDA – the perfect blend of affection and causing a stir! 😘💋🚫 Let's bring back the butterflies and awkward glances, because who doesn't love a good public smooch that leaves others feeling a tad flustered? Remember, a little discomfort never hurt anyone… well, except for the unsuspecting onlookers! 😉 #MakingOutMischief

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Twitch:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Making waves on Slack:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Trending via Threads:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Going viral on Snapchat:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Breaking via X:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Live now on Messenger:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Spotted on Instagram:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Just shared via X:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Being awake is the worst.

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