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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

Spotted on Snapchat:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Going viral on Twitch:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Trending via Discord:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Just shared via Pinterest:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Just landed via Slack:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Funny display quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and clever wit 💡 to any screen or space! Whether you’re spicing up your phone, computer, or office whiteboard, these playful phrases add charm and giggles 🤪. Perfect for brightening your day or sharing a smile with friends, funny display quotes keep the mood light and entertaining 🎉. Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go!

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

20 shares on X this month:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Going viral on Messenger:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Going viral on Twitch:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Making waves on Discord:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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