85 Funny drinking quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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  🍵 "Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything."

  Ah, the power of green tea – the elixir of life, the answer to all our problems, the ultimate solution to world peace! Who needs superheroes when you have a cup of green tea, right? Sip away, my friend, and let the magic unfold! ✨🍵 #TeaFixesEverything

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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  "Who needs a fancy alarm clock when you have a scalding cup of coffee ready to jolt you awake! ☕️😳 Nothing quite gets the heart racing like the sensation of liquid fire on your lap… definitely a wake-up call you won't forget in a hurry! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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  "Drinking at home: where the only bartender judging you is your cat 🐱💸 #fiftybuckslighter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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  Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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  Ah, the age-old wisdom that beauty is truly in the eye of the beer holder 🍺👀! A perfect reminder that sometimes a cold pint can make anything or anyone look more appealing 😄. Cheers to seeing the world through beer-tinted glasses! 🍻✨

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