144 Funny eating quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

  Commentary:
  "Calories – the irresistible taste of food math 🍔🍰🥓 Who knew counting could be this delicious? Just remember: everything in moderation, even those sneaky little calorie critters! 😜🍴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

  Commentary:
  "Taking one for the team, one cookie at a time! 🍪 Who knew saving your family could be this delicious? 😂 #DiabetesDeputy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs microplastics when you can go big and chomp down on a whole package for extra crunch and fiber 🌟🍽️ Reduce, reuse, and recycle? Nah, just eat it all in one go! Bon appétit! 🤣🌍 #SustainableEating"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

  Commentary:
  Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

  Commentary:
  Who knew emotional eating could break the bank! 🍔💸🤑 Therapy might just be the more budget-friendly option after all. 🛋️💸😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that potato chips could be so divisive? 🥔📺 Next time, maybe opt for a quieter snack option to save your marriage! 😄💔 #snackdrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

  Commentary:
  "Having your cake and eating it too? Sounds like a delicious dilemma 🍰🍴 Who knew life’s sweetest moments could also be the most controversial? 😂"

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