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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Seen just now on Discord:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Going viral on X:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Just landed via Threads:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

14 shares on Discord this month:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Live now on Telegram:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Spotted on Twitch:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Spotted on TikTok:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Seen just now on X:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Live now on Threads:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Trending via TikTok:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

Making waves on Discord:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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