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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Making waves on X:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Making waves on Threads:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Spotted on YouTube:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Just landed via Messenger:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Making waves on Slack:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Trending via TikTok:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Making waves on Telegram:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Making waves on Messenger:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Going viral on X:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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