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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Breaking via Messenger:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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