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6 months ago
Share →: Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like even Satan needs some time off from annoying visitors! 🔥😈 That's some prime real estate he's got there, but even he has his limits! Inferno-dible burn there! 🔥🔥🔥
6 months ago
Share →: Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just remember that every day is leg day when you're dodging your problems! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who needs a gym when you have your problems chasing you around? 😂💪"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Commentary:
"Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else's microwave, then suddenly it's a kitchen version of a Rubik's cube 🧐🤔🔥 Don't underestimate the complexity of reheating leftovers in foreign territory! 😂🍲🕒"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Commentary:
👓🔍 When you finally locate those elusive scissors, you'll realize your glasses have been on your head the whole time! 🤓 Who needs a treasure map when you have everyday items playing hide and seek? 🗺️🔍 #WhereAreMyGlasses #ScissorHuntChronicles
6 months ago
Share →: Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Commentary:
"Having a job is like having a favorite song on repeat…except it's the sound of your alarm clock going off every morning! 🎶😴 #MoreWeekendsPlease"
6 months ago
Share →: I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between us and our pants – may they always be on our side! 🤞👖 #PantsAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but let's talk about the satisfaction of smoothly opening a can with a can opener that actually works 💪🥫 Who needs romance when you have the perfect tool for your beans and tuna? 😂 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Commentary:
"Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Commentary:
"Sometimes you just need that reality check to confirm you're not actually living in a hilarious sitcom 🤣 Remember folks, no one wants to experience a pants-less commute! 🚗👖"
6 months ago
Share →: Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Commentary:
"Why bother with fancy cocktails when the simple act of standing up quickly can give you that instant buzz? 🍸💨 Who needs a drink when you've got gravity on your side? 🌪️😂 #LifeHack"