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6 months ago
Share →: I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like this person already has enough stress at work without adding you to the mix! 😂🔥 Looks like you'll need to find another destination for your unwanted company! 🌍🚫 #WorkplaceDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Commentary:
📞 "Isn't it funny how we pretend our phones have a life of their own? 'Sorry, can't make it to the phone right now.' Really? Your phone is out there living its best life without you! 😂 Maybe we should all start leaving voicemails for our phones too, just to keep the communication alive. Who knows, they might start texting us back! 🤳 #PhoneEqualsLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Commentary:
Theory: making a shopping list with colorful markers and fancy stationery 📝🌟 Practice: looking at your crumpled receipt while digging through the grocery bags for that one missing item 🛒🧐 The reality always has a way of sneaking up on us! 😆#TheoryVsPractice #LifeLessons
6 months ago
Share →: You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Commentary:
"Feeling ignored and unloved? Fear not, for there is always laundry waiting to embrace you with open arms…err, hangers! 🧺✨ Who needs human relationships when you have a trusty pile of clothes to fold, right? 😅 #LaundryIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Commentary:
"Running isn't just for the body, it's a marathon for the brain too! 🏃‍♂️💭 Who knew you could sweat out the mental blocks while clocking in those miles? Just imagine your brain running laps in a tiny track suit! 🧠🏋️‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Commentary:
"Home is where the heart is… but also where the clothes rack decides to throw a little obstacle course for you! 🏠👖 Who knew a simple piece of furniture could make navigating your own space a fun challenge! 🤣 #HomeSweetObstacleCourse"
6 months ago
Share →: I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a designated day for foolishness when you can excel in it every day? 🤪 Embrace your inner fool and let the shenanigans ensue! 🃏 #EverydayFool"
6 months ago
Share →: I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Commentary:
"Who knew toast could be so full of surprises! 😱🍞 Maybe the real pop-up surprise show is happening right in your kitchen! Keep those reflexes sharp and your witty comebacks even sharper! 😄🔥"
6 months ago
Share →: My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Commentary:
Looks like your phone is ready to submit its entry to the Sundance Film Festival! 📱🎥🎬 Who knew your purse has all the drama, suspense, and mystery of a blockbuster hit?! Perhaps it's time to start charging it director royalties! 🤣 #PurseLifeDocumentary
6 months ago
Share →: There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Commentary:
Looks like that house is keeping the neighborhood on its toes – is it a yard sale extravaganza or just everyday decor? 🏠🤔 Maybe they're just big fans of the "shabby chic" look! 😄