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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Funny excel quotes bring a splash of humor to the world of spreadsheets 📊😂 Whether you’re battling endless rows or wrestling with formulas, these witty lines add some much-needed fun to your data day! Perfect for breaking the monotony and sharing a laugh with fellow Excel enthusiasts 💻🎉 Ready to turn those cells into smiles? Let’s dive into some hilarious Excel moments that every spreadsheet warrior will appreciate! #ExcelHumor #DataLaughs

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4 months ago
Share →: The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic gamer dichotomy: unleashing havoc on virtual worlds or meticulously organizing spreadsheets. It's like choosing between chaos and order, between slaying dragons and slaying data. 🎮💥💼 Who needs real-life adventures when you can battle monsters or conquer formulas from the comfort of your own screen? Choose your weapon: a sword or a mouse—both equally formidable in their own realms! ⚔️🖱️ #GamerLife #Spread
5 months ago
Share →: I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Commentary:
"Who knew excelling at faults could be a special skill? 🌟😂 Keep shining bright in all your imperfect glory! 💪🌟 #FlawlesslyFlawed"
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Commentary:
"Oh, you're taking your music obsession to the next level – sounds like someone needs a 'Charts & Graphs: The Musical' playlist 📊🎶! Who said data can't groove? #ExcelLentTaste"
6 months ago
Share →: So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Commentary:
"Looks like those spreadsheets were more 'ex-cell' than 'excel'ing! 📊😅 Maybe next time, they'll add up to a better outcome! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Commentary:
"Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 🥂💡 Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset – cheers to starting the year off right!"
6 months ago
Share →: I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of humble bragging 🌟😏 Excelling in excellence and humility like a boss! Clearly, you were raised right! 😎 #HumbleButProud"

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Live now on Twitch:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Just landed via Discord:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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