How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Commentary:
"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Commentary:
"Applying sunscreen on kids is the ultimate test of patience and agility, it's as intense as a cardio workout! 💪😅 Don't forget the resistance training when they squirm away like mini ninjas! 🤸‍♂️☀️ #SunscreenStruggles"

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Commentary:
"Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Commentary:
"Has anyone cracked the code on audible sighs yet? 🤔 I swear, my Apple Watch must be snoozing during those intense sighing moments. 💨 At this rate, I might need a separate fitness tracker just for my exasperated expressions! 😂"

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Commentary:
"Who needs squats when you can lift shopping bags? 💪🛍️ Maybe they should add 'retail therapy' to the workout routine! 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop"

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have daily doses of mind-boggling encounters? 💪🏼😆 Sometimes, the incredulity workout is all we need to stay active and living our best puzzled lives! 🤯😂"

The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Commentary:
"Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃‍♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰"

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Commentary:
"Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you've unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you've got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷‍♂️"

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom."

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Commentary:
Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!