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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Live now on Discord:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Going viral on Messenger:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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How is it still this week?

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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