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6 months ago
Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Commentary:
If only we could pelt virtual tomatoes at all those keyboard warriors! 🍅💥 Maybe then they'd think twice before hitting "send" 😂🤔 #TomatoJustice
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the concept of being 'a little' angry clearly never met this person! 😂🔥 Don't mess with them unless you're prepared for some serious wrath! 💥💢 #NoHalfMeasures"
6 months ago
Share →: I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Commentary:
"Oops, my face has a mind of its own! 😂 Honestly, it's like a separate entity just reacting to your words without my permission. 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Expressions may vary wildly during conversation!' 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'speak now, lawn later' approach to expressing opinions! 🌱💬 Just remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side of that sign! 😉🌿"
6 months ago
Share →: Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Commentary:
"Remember, if you start with, 'It's crazy to think…' you're basically getting a free pass to unleash your inner conspiracy theorist 🤪👽 So go on, let your imagination run wild and blame the aliens or the government for everything! Just don't forget your tinfoil hat 😜🛸"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Commentary:
Well, talk about drastic dinner decisions! 🍲😱 Italian expressions sure know how to keep meals interesting – nothing like a soup ultimatum to add some spice to your dining experience! Bon appétit or fly high, your choice! 🪂😄
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Commentary:
When this player has a good hand, you can practically see the dollar signs glowing in their eyes! 💰😂 Bet you can always tell when they've got something good up their sleeve – just look for the shimmer of those big money signs! 👀💲#PokerFaceFail
6 months ago
Share →: You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Commentary:
Ah, the power of the mysterious "cha cha cha!" 🕺💬 It's like adding a sprinkle of salsa to a bland conversation; unexpected and slightly confusing, but undeniably fun! Maybe it's time to bring a little cha cha cha into the world of formal speeches and boardroom meetings… Or not. 😄 #ChaChaChaChaos