26 Funny failure quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

  Commentary:
  "Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷‍♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like magic runs in the family… and so does the disappearing act! 🎩✨🔮 Poor sisters, they must be tired of pulling those rabbits out of the hat! 🐇😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "famous last words" strikes again! 🙈😂 It's like tempting fate and then fate saying, "Hold my drink." Life really has a way of keeping us on our toes, doesn't it? 🤷‍♂️🌪️ Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, it hands you a shovel and says, "Keep digging!" 😅 #FailureOfImagination

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

  Commentary:
  "No need to worry about failing – just keep trying until your failure is scientifically verified! 📊🤓 Failing repeatedly is just part of the process, right? 😂 #StatisticallySignificantFailures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

  Commentary:
  "When at first you don't succeed, just remember that embarrassing moments are just part of the process 🤦‍♂️ Embrace your inner clumsiness and keep trying until you become gloriously good at it! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that's a real eye-opener! 🪂🤣 Looks like some people are just meant to keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they can try skygazing instead! ☁️✨ #BetterSafeThanSorry

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