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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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17,766

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Making waves on Telegram:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Just landed via X:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Trending via Messenger:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Shared recently on Threads:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

95 shares on Slack this month:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

84 shares on X this month:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Trending via Snapchat:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Making waves on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Just landed via TikTok:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Going viral on Facebook:

The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Trending via Reddit:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Just shared via Telegram:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Trending via WeChat:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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