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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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483 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 15, 2026

Users Online

3,393

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Breaking via Reddit:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Just landed via Reddit:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Just shared via Facebook:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Making waves on YouTube:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Spotted on Reddit:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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26 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

86 shares on Discord this month:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

483 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 15, 2026

Users Online

3,621

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Just shared via Threads:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Just shared via Messenger:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Trending via Instagram:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Trending via Messenger:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Just landed via Instagram:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Spotted on Instagram:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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