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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Reported on Threads:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Trending via Slack:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Shared recently on Threads:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Freshly posted on X:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Making waves on X:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Going viral on Messenger:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Making waves on Facebook:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Share →: I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Commentary:
"Looks like I've officially unlocked the 'Sitting Down Enthusiast' level in life 🪑😂 Who knew that retirement age would come knocking so soon? Just call me the reigning champion of the seated Olympics! 💺🥇"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of mastering the noble act of 'doing nothing' – truly a skill to be admired! 😄 Embracing the way of the couch-potato with finesse and panache! 🛋️💤 Keep shining bright in the realm of blissful idleness!"
6 months ago
Share →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Commentary:
"Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Just landed via Discord:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Trending via Discord:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Trending via Instagram:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Trending via YouTube:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Just landed via Facebook:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Live now on Instagram:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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