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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Just shared via Reddit:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Trending via Snapchat:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Spotted on Telegram:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Going viral on Slack:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Just landed via Snapchat:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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Funny favorite thing quotes

Funny favorite thing quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😂 to your day while celebrating those little joys we all adore 🌟. Whether it’s a quirky habit, a guilty pleasure, or just something that makes you smile 😄, these playful sayings turn everyday favorites into laugh-out-loud moments. Ready to brighten your mood and share some giggles? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious and heartfelt fun! 🎉✨

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Just shared via Threads:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Just shared via Discord:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Seen just now on Threads:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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