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Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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289 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,558

Funny Quotes Topics

17,611

Funny Quotes Images

15,558

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,243

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Just landed via Reddit:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Just shared via Twitch:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Breaking via WeChat:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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17 shares on WeChat this month:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

38 shares on Threads this month:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

37 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

289 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,558

Funny Quotes Topics

17,611

Funny Quotes Images

15,558

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,591

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Just shared via Telegram:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Going viral on Telegram:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Trending via Reddit:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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