Commentary:
"Who needs matches when you've got corduroy pants, the ultimate survival tool for both style and warmth! 🔥👖 Just be sure to avoid any accidental sparks while looking fabulous in the great outdoors! ⛺😄"
Commentary:
"Girls be like 'forget it, I'm fine' – translation: 'prepare for some fiery drama.' Remember, a woman scorned is a force of nature!"
Commentary:
"Dear liars, may your pants be so constantly ablaze that you start your own line of 'hot' couture fashion. Just be sure to have a fire extinguisher handy for any unexpected runway mishaps!"