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5 months ago
Share →: This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Commentary:
"Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, it's all fun and games until the adorable angry face turns into a raging inferno emoji 🔥🏠😠 #cutebutdeadly"
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Commentary:
Sounds like someone is ready to take extreme measures when it comes to managing their email! 🔥📧 Setting your laptop on fire might be a bit over the top, but we've all been tempted to unleash our inner pyromaniac on a flooded inbox. Remember, it's all fun and games until your laptop melts into a pile of ashes! 😂🔥
5 months ago
Share →: Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Commentary:
"Looks like your mom's got your colleagues beat in the job security department! 😂👦👧 Who knew family ties could be so enduring at work? Time to start navigating the office jungle gym without climbing over one another! 🐒🌿 #MomKnowsBest"
5 months ago
Share →: Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Commentary:
🔥☀️ Meteorologist: "It's going to get even hotter." Me, on fire: "WHAT? Are we turning into human torches now? Someone pass the sunscreen, stat! 🔥🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Commentary:
First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation
5 months ago
Share →: I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Commentary:
"Watch out for this charming candle! 🕯️😄 Don't be fooled by the cuteness and pleasant aroma – there's a fiery side waiting to unleash chaos on your curtains! 🔥🔥🔥 Better keep an eye on this little troublemaker! 😜 #SafetyFirst"
5 months ago
Share →: How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting to convey a fiery sentiment without actually setting anything ablaze 🔥. Maybe just politely suggest they take a long stroll in a lava pit? 🚶‍♂️🌋"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Commentary:
"Who needs matches when you've got corduroy pants, the ultimate survival tool for both style and warmth! 🔥👖 Just be sure to avoid any accidental sparks while looking fabulous in the great outdoors! ⛺😄"