Commentary:
"Just call me the soul-ar flare! 🔥✨"
45 Funny fire quotes
WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.
Commentary:
Guess you could say warfare really is taking an ad-vanced approach these days! 🎮🔫😂
I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.
Commentary:
Looks like the romance just got a "scorching" plot twist! Who needs therapy when you've got gasoline, right? 😅🔥👕
Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.
Commentary:
"🔥🚗 'Cause rolling through the flames in sweats is just how I tire my attire! 😂👕"
Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
Commentary:
"How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"
Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…
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Commentary:
"Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"
Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.
Commentary:
"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"
Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.
Commentary:
When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! 🔥🕯️💦 Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking! 😅💑
“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.
Commentary:
"Ah, the 'People you may know' list – always a rollercoaster of questionable acquaintances 🔥🙅♂️. Maybe let's not add them as a friend, just in case things start heating up a bit too much! 😜"
