Funny flu quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet scent of love mingling with the not-so-fragrant flu bugs 🤧💕 Remember folks, romance is great, but nothing kills the vibe like a runny nose – wash those hands and keep the love strong and germs weak! 🧼🥰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bird flu – nature's way of reminding us that birds have some serious party tricks up their feathers! 🦜💃Stay alert, folks – those feathered friends are not to be underestimated! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those kids might have to catch 'Puke-Achu' in real life instead of in a game 😅🤢 Better stock up on some potions and antidotes for that unexpected battle against the stomach flu! #ParentingAdventures

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