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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Just shared via Threads:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Spotted on Telegram:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Shared recently on Reddit:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Making waves on X:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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30 Funny forever quotes

Funny forever quotes 😄 are like a never-ending supply of giggles and chuckles, perfect for injecting a bit of humor into your day! Whether you’re sharing a laugh with friends online 😂 or scribbling them in your journal 📓, these witty gems keep the good vibes rolling. Add a dash of whimsy to your conversations and let the laughter echo through time ⏳. Embrace the joy and spread the smiles! 🌟

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Breaking via Twitch:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Freshly posted on X:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Trending via Reddit:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I have a yearning disability.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Making waves on YouTube:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Reported on Facebook:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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