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2 hours ago
Share →: Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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"Texting: the art of writing your own 'roast history' 🤦‍♂️📱😂"
4 days ago
Share →: Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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"Who knew eternal bliss had an upgrade option! 😍🤣💍✨"
1 week ago
Share →: Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"
1 month ago
Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
1 month ago
Share →: Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Commentary:
"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Commentary:
"Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"
2 months ago
Share →: Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Commentary:
Haha, true! Parents thinking they know everything—like a GPS that reroutes every 5 minutes! 😂🚸🗺️
5 months ago
Share →: All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Ah, the timeless pursuit of driving that one handsome man mad with love and exasperation! 😜💕 May we all achieve such unyielding dedication and consistency in our endeavors! #RelationshipGoals #ForeverAnnoying
5 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"