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When your brain casts unexpected gymnastic talents for your dreams: "Surprise! It’s Backflip Bob!" 🤸♂️😂💫
45 Funny forever quotes
Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.
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Microwave: the only machine that tries harder to get your attention than a toddler with a drum set! 🍽️🔊😅
“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.
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Move over, Titanic! Batman Forever is the true love story 😂🌹🦇
If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.
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Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time 🍹🏊♂️😆
Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.
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When I signed up for adulthood, I didn't realize the subscription included unlimited fatigue! 😴☕️😂
Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.
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"Texting: the art of writing your own 'roast history' 🤦♂️📱😂"
Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.
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"Who knew eternal bliss had an upgrade option! 😍🤣💍✨"
Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?
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"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"
Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
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"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.
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"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"