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Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Just shared via Discord:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Spotted on Instagram:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Going viral on Discord:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Reported on Twitch:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Going viral on Discord:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Trending via WeChat:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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2 months ago
Share →: Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"
2 months ago
Share →: Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Commentary:
Haha, true! Parents thinking they know everything—like a GPS that reroutes every 5 minutes! 😂🚸🗺️
6 months ago
Share →: All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless pursuit of driving that one handsome man mad with love and exasperation! 😜💕 May we all achieve such unyielding dedication and consistency in our endeavors! #RelationshipGoals #ForeverAnnoying
6 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Commentary:
"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Commentary:
"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"
6 months ago
Share →: Man, these end times are taking forever.

Commentary:
"Seriously, even the end times are procrastinating now? ⏳😂 Hang in there, we'll get there eventually! 🌌✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Commentary:
"Girlfriend is like a summer fling 🌞, but ex-girlfriend is the ghost of relationships past that haunts you forever! 👻😂"
6 months ago
Share →: No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Commentary:
"Looks like you didn't just drop the mic, you dropped a whole speechless bomb! 💣🙊 Who knew your charm could have such lasting effects? 😂 #SpeechlessForever"
6 months ago
Share →: Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you've got a dark sense of humor to keep people entertained? 😏💀 Embracing the inappropriate side of comedy – like a fine wine, it only gets better with time! 🍷😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Seen just now on WeChat:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Just shared via Messenger:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Shared recently on Slack:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Going viral on Facebook:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Making waves on X:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Just landed via Telegram:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Live now on Slack:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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