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5 months ago
Share →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Commentary:
"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"
5 months ago
Share →: Man, these end times are taking forever.

Commentary:
"Seriously, even the end times are procrastinating now? ⏳😂 Hang in there, we'll get there eventually! 🌌✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Commentary:
"Girlfriend is like a summer fling 🌞, but ex-girlfriend is the ghost of relationships past that haunts you forever! 👻😂"
5 months ago
Share →: No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Commentary:
"Looks like you didn't just drop the mic, you dropped a whole speechless bomb! 💣🙊 Who knew your charm could have such lasting effects? 😂 #SpeechlessForever"
5 months ago
Share →: Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you've got a dark sense of humor to keep people entertained? 😏💀 Embracing the inappropriate side of comedy – like a fine wine, it only gets better with time! 🍷😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution
5 months ago
Share →: I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of adulting! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew we'd be juggling crises like a pro circus performer? 🎪 Just call us the masters of multitasking… in the art of catastrophe management! 🔥💼 #AdultingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Commentary:
"January, the month that never ends – perfect for those of us who need an extended deadline for paying rent on time! 😅💸 Who knew endless winter could be so financially convenient? ❄️💰 #JanuaryCheapskate"
5 months ago
Share →: Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of toasting – a delicate dance between impatience and charred disappointment. 🍞⏳ One must possess the perfect blend of vigilance and nonchalance to achieve the elusive state of golden brown perfection. 🔥🙈 After all, there's a fine line between a well-toasted slice and a fire hazard waiting to happen! 🔥🚫 Remember, while the toast might take its sweet time, life moves fast – so never miss
5 months ago
Share →: Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ambitious sand… Always striving for more, even if it means getting in your shoes! 🏖️👟 Just remember, sand, sometimes it's good to just relax and soak up the sun. 😄"