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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Commentary:
"If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean it. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood – because who needs luck when you've got wealthy neighbors to share the riches with? 💸🤑🏘️ #SpreadTheWealth"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Commentary:
🤣🔒 "Looks like this gang has a strict 'No Outsiders' policy! If you aren't on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Commentary:
"Remember, don't try to buddy up with bison – they're not looking to expand their social circle! 🐃✋ Better to let them roam in peace and avoid any awkward hoofshakes. 😉 #FriendzonedByBison"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of human relationships. 🤣 Just when you think you've met that special someone, they make you consider extreme measures. 💔🔪 Remember, it's all part of life's rollercoaster ride… or crime thriller novel! 😜 #RelationshipDrama"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Commentary:
It seems like there's no middle ground when it comes to frolicking with you! 🤣🕺 Whether it's a chaotic dance party or an intense rivalry, you always bring that extra flair to the situation! 💥 Let's hope everyone can keep up with your energetic frolicking style! 🌟
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: your friends are just really worried about your extensive snack collection 🍔🍕 #InterventionOrNah"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Commentary:
🔍🤔 Ah, the elusive creatures known as "I'll always be there for you" enthusiasts! 🦄🌈 If you happen to stumble upon them, let me know so we can gather some scientific data on these rare beings! 😂🔎
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Commentary:
"Oh, those magical beings who turn our shyness into confetti and our awkwardness into a disco ball! 🎉💃 Who needs social anxiety when you've got charming individuals who make you strut like a peacock on the red carpet? 💁‍♂️ Embrace the forgetful bliss of being in the presence of extroverted unicorns! 🦄✨ #GoodbyeShyness #HelloConfidence"