142 Funny funny observation quotes

• Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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  1 day ago

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• Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

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  4 days ago

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• Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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  5 days ago

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• It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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  6 days ago

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• Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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  2 weeks ago

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• January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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  1 month ago

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