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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?
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  5 months ago

  View →: The word Ohio looks like a tractor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.
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  5 months ago

  View →: So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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