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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Funny Game of Thrones quotes

Funny Game of Thrones quotes offer a delightful twist on the epic drama and intrigue of Westeros. 😂🏰 From witty one-liners to hilarious mishaps, these quotes bring a touch of humor to the intense world of dragons, battles, and political intrigue. Dive into the lighter side of the Seven Kingdoms with these amusing and clever quotes! 🐉🤣

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5 months ago
Share →: I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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"Looks like someone got the wrong memo on what Game of Thrones is really about 💩🚽 Maybe it's just a different kind of battle they're fighting for the throne! 🤣 #GameOfThrones #ThroneStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Looks like winter is coming in full force! 🌨️❄️ Who needs the Night's Watch when you have the municipal snow plow guarding your driveway like the Wall from Game of Thrones? Just make sure you don't encounter any White Walkers on your way to work! ⚔️ #WinterIsHere
6 months ago
Share →: The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Commentary:
"Oops, looks like those intense finales really made a TV disappear faster than a magician's trick! 📺🧙‍♂️ Maybe next time, stick with a soothing soap opera for a gentler viewing experience! 😉"

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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