Funny gas station quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on achieving adulthood! 🎉 Who knew that deciding on a favorite gas station would be one of life's defining moments? ⛽ It's all about those high-quality snacks and clean restrooms now! 😂 #AdultingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"

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