Funny gas station quotes

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025