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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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Funny gas station quotes

Funny gas station quotes 🚗⛽️ bring a hilarious twist to those quick pit stops, turning mundane moments into laugh-out-loud memories! Whether you’re fueling up or grabbing snacks, these witty sayings fuel smiles and good vibes. Ready to rev up your day with some clever humor? Buckle up—this is gas station fun at its finest! 😂🔥

New funny gas station quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Commentary:
Trying to top up both my gas tank and my OCD meter at the same time! ⛽️😂 #PumpPerfection
5 months ago
Share →: Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Commentary:
"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Commentary:
"Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on achieving adulthood! 🎉 Who knew that deciding on a favorite gas station would be one of life's defining moments? ⛽ It's all about those high-quality snacks and clean restrooms now! 😂 #AdultingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"
6 months ago
Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Commentary:
"Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Just landed via Discord:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Trending via TikTok:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Just landed via Messenger:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Just landed via X:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Spotted on Slack:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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